snakeandapples:

Hello there, Ladies!  It’s giveaway time!

I’m of the opinion that all women should be free to have orgasms, so I’m conducting a giveaway for just that purpose!  Ten lucky people will receive a Turbo Glider Waterproof Vibrator and one lucky person will receive a Gold Bullet Vibrator.  All eleven vibes are new in package and have not been opened.

How do I win?  What are the rules?

• Reblog this post once.  Multiple reblogs will result in disqualification and likes do not count.
• You don’t need to follow me in order to qualify.
• Have your ask box open on Friday, April 12th so I can contact you and get your address.
• I will ship internationally.
• Because of the nature of this giveaway, please be 18 or over.

Giveaway ends at 11:59 pm PST on Thursday, April 11, 2013.

Winners will be selected Friday, April 12, 2013 using a random number generator.  Winners will be contacted via ask box April 12th.  Please respond quickly when contacted so I can mail the vibrators out as soon as possible.

Good luck!

And if you want a bit more information on the vibrators…

Turbo Glider Waterproof Vibrator description from GoodVibes.com:

This firm, waterproof vibrator features several rows of sensation nubs topped with a mushroom-shaped head that is perfect for applying pressure on the G-spot. An excellent choice for both beginning and more experienced vibe users, these chic, sleek, see-though toys feature a strong reliable motor controlled by a multi-speed dial. A great toy for external clitoral stimulation or internal G-spot stimulation.

Gold Bullet Vibrator description from Babeland.com:

Treat yourself to luxury without breaking the bank-the Pure Gold Bullet vibrator gives you a healthy dose of glamour in a tiny, powerhouse package. Just slip this discreet vibe in your purse, and with a turn of the adjustable-speed dial, you’ll be golden. And it’s splashproof, so it’s perfect for the shower. Also available as part of the Gold Standard Kit.

tractorbeamsarecool:

Hey there friendship. 

I’m doing another giveaway! :) I’ve been sitting at 300 followers for a while and I told myself I would do another giveaway when I got here, to thank you guys.

I don’t have anything sitting around that I can actually give to anyone, so I decided to do a $50 Amazon gift card, since I figured Amazon would have something for everybody.

Rules:

• Only reblogs count
• You can only reblog once since it doesn’t show multiple times anymore
• You don’t have to be following me to enter, but if you like my blog the button is there ;)
• Giveaway ends March 22nd

Good luck, and thank you to all my lovely followers, I love you tons~

shakethecobwebs:

clonie:

racismschool:

dionthesocialist:

I want to do something positive with my Christmas bonus, so I’d like to pay a bill for someone this holiday season. I’ll pay the minimum payment for the month on one of your bills up to $250 (and yes, food and gas count as bills). Reblog this and I’ll pick the winner based on whoever has the coolest username. There are no catches, tricks, or bullshit here. I just want to do something worthwhile with the money I have.

Rules and shit:

1. I’m going to post the winner on my blog on December 23rd, just in time for Christmas.
2. You’ve got to have Paypal so I have a way to get the money to you.
3. Just so that I don’t get called out for showing favoritism to anyone, if you reblog this, go ahead and follow me so you can see the winner get announced and so I can make sure no one can say I just picked one of my friends.
4. If you have any questions, feel free to message me.
5. Happy holidays, motherfucker.

I’m going to opt out of this for myself but I know for a fact that some of my followers have some great urls! Hey, get your money!

Motherfucking missing e, why the fuck do you butcher my reblogs?

I meant to say I’m reblogging for signal boost, not to enter.

My username isn’t that cool, but holy shit this would help so much. 

shakethecobwebs:

Congratulations ghostbusting! You’ve won my holiday giveaway! Please send me a message with yer address and I’ll send it out asap! <3

gUYS I’M A WINNER

makeuploversunite:

Giveaway! *Only the top picture is mine

Makeuploversunite.tumblr.com will be giving away a brand new unopened Urban Decay Naked 2 palette & mini Urban Decay Primer Potion! This is a thank you giveaway for all my followers who have been supportive, kind and amazing to me. Enjoy!

Rules

• Must be following makeuploversunite.tumblr.com
• Must be 18 years old to enter, if youre under 18 you need parent’s permission
• You can reblog this post as an entry up to 10 times
• This giveaway is international so everyone can enter! 
• Reblogs are entries, likes do not count as an entry
• Giveaway ends Saturday October 20th
• One winner will be chosen through Random.org

To enter my other giveaway of the Lorac Pro Palette click here

makeuploversunite:

Giveaway! *Only the top picture is mine

Makeuploversunite.tumblr.com will be giving away a brand new unopened Urban Decay Naked 2 palette & mini Urban Decay Primer Potion! This is a thank you giveaway for all my followers who have been supportive, kind and amazing to me. Enjoy!

Rules

• Must be following makeuploversunite.tumblr.com
• Must be 18 years old to enter, if youre under 18 you need parent’s permission
• You can reblog this post as an entry up to 10 times
• This giveaway is international so everyone can enter! 
• Reblogs are entries, likes do not count as an entry
• Giveaway ends Saturday October 20th
• One winner will be chosen through Random.org

To enter my other giveaway of the Lorac Pro Palette click here

shakethecobwebs:

natural-magics:

Natural-Magic’s First Giveaway!

I’ve been wanting to do this for awhile :) Note that there will be two winners.

Rules:

• you must be following me
• likes do count
• reblog 5 times max
• more than 5 reblogs means disqualification

Contents (first place winner):

• 2 quartz crystals 
• 7 tumbled stones (top row: light pink crackle quartz, dark pink crackle quartz, purple crackle quartz, sodalite, green agate, yellow jasper, golden tiger’s eye)
• 1 white sage smudge stick (5”)
• 1 ocean breeze (blue) jar candle 
• 1 blue votive candle
• 2 cucumber melon (green) tea lights
• 1 blue tea light
• 2 incense cone vials (black cherry plum and ocean breeze)
• 1 baggie of dried rose petals (red and pinkish yellow)
• 1 small bottle filled with dried herbs, sea shells and quartz chips
• 20 vanilla incense cones

Contents (second place winner):

• 1 quartz crystal
• 6 tumbled stones (second row: pink crackle quartz, purple crackle quartz, citrine, amethyst, hematite, blue mystery stone)
• 1 blue votive candle
• 2 blue tea lights
• 1 green tea light
• 1 incense cone vial (black cherry plum)
• 1 baggie of dried rose petals (red and pinkish yellow)
• 1 tiny bottle filled with dried herbs, sea shells and quartz chips
• 20 vanilla incense cones

More information about this giveaway:

• The gveaway ends on Friday, October 26th
• I will ship internationally
• You must be prepared to give me your home address for shipping and your e-mail address 
• Both winners will be chosen with a random number generator, for fairness
• Make sure your ask box is open!
• I will message both winners and will announce them when they respond
• If I don’t hear back from winner #1 after two days, the runner up will recieve the 1st place contents and a new 2nd winner will be chosen
• I will ship the packages 2 to 4 days after the winners have responded
• Please do not delete this text
• Good luck! Message me if you have any questions :)

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tomhiddly:

To celebrate my birthday, I’ve decided to give out all the free things and stuff I’ve had in the past that’s fandom-related. Well, not all of them. I’ve gotten a bunch of mailing errors lately in what I buy, so they’ve given me 2 of a lot of things… tea, books, more tea—

1. Comics shoes: Whoever wins can pick from heels, flats, or Vans-style shoes so I can meticulously cut apart some old comics of their character/theme of choice and paste them on. Water-proof! Just try not to go all Aquaman on them.
2. Tea: TARDIS and Reichenbach Recovery! Earl grey bravo, blackberry, vanilla, hazelnut, and caramel tea goodness. You can search for the blends on Adagio for more details, but personally they’re both better with a bit of milk and sugar.
3. Avengers blu-ray: Steelbook version~ Doesn’t need much description. HD asses in your face, really. Everyone in this film is burdened with glorious ass.
4. Journey Into Mystery: Kid-Loki Issues #622-636. 3 different trades and lots of feels. Lots. Of. Feels. LOTS OF THEM. You can also enjoy Kid Loki figuring out how to troll via blogging on a Starkphone, but feels dominate.
5. Tom Hiddleston: Now that I’ve got your attention, this is just a huge poster of Loki. Hang it on your ceiling so you can have his sweet face watching you as you sleep. And when you wake up. 
6. Pick 1/3 of these!: The winner gets to choose between a deerstalker, a Spider-man mug, a TARDIS lunchbox. Perhaps a deerstalker to play ear frisbee? The mug to drink your new tea blends? Or maybe a TARDIS lunchbox, so you have infinite space to put your lunch. Guaranteed.

RULES:

• Follow me. Or kneel. Either works. Har, har. I might update the giveaway, so—
• Reblog; likes don’t count. (Check out tumblr’s new note crisis.) Fill out this form to enter unlimited times as well! But reblog it first.
• Shipping to anywhere in the world and beyond~!
• You have until Thorsday, November 1st, 2012, 11:59PM EST.
• I’m also commissioning the comics shoes! Click here to fill out a form if you’re really serious about commissioning a pair from me.

napoleonbonerhard:

WHY ARE THESE TOTALLY AWESOME BOX SETS ON MY DASH?

Because, they’re free. Duh.

So yeah, GIVEAWAY! WOOHOO! I’m having a kickass, awesome, fantastic week (and I’m also terrible with keeping money) which is great for you because you can get this super sweet awesome stuff just by sitting in your bedroom. That’s right, all those hours of mindlessly scrolling have finally paid off.

So what the hell do we have here?

There are three separate prizes here

AVENGERS BLU-RAY BOX SET HOLY CHEESE NIPS

Yep, this baby represents my tumblr in the fullest way possible, so of course it would be the first prize available.

This shit costs $186 sweet captain kirk’s nipples that’s awesome

YEAH WELL WAIT FOR THIS

Harry Potter Ultimate Wizard’s Box Set

My love for Harry Potter will never die. Ever. AND IT HAD BETTER NOT FOR YOU, EITHER. If it seems like it’s dying down, little by little - well, I’m sure this box set will make it shit it’s pants with joy.

This baby costs $349 oooh child fan me, I’m gettin’ overwhelmed!

WHO ARE YOU? THE DOCTOR. DOCTOR WHO?

EXACTLY.

The complete Doctor Who series 1-4 box set, oh my lawd.

This includes many extremely beautiful people such as NINE, ROES MINUS DRUGS, TEN JESUS FUCK PERFECTION IS TEN, MARTHA JONES, DONNA FUCKING NOBLE, AND ALSO WILF.

This heartwrenching saga is $139 but it’s okay because I brought a banana to the party

WHAT DO ALL OF THESE HAVE IN COMMON? Why, rules of course:

• Reblob as many times as you want idgaf
• Likes don’t count DUH HAVE YOU DONE A GIVEAWAY BEFORE
• You don’t have to be following me because you will probs unfollow afterwards, but it would be cool if you at least stopped by
• No giveaway blogs, I mean jesus too much free stuff for paris hilton over here

I will be using a random number generator to figure out the three winners. MAKE SURE YOUR ASK BOX IS OPEN SO THAT I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU’VE WON. If you win, it will be a surprise which one you get ohohoho

DISCLAIMER: The Avengers and HP box sets will of course be pre-ordered, so it may be quite a while until you receive your winnings. On the other hand, whomever gets the Doctor Who set can liveblog it to make you both super jelly and impatient.

Oh, also:

*~DeAdLiNe*~ The deadline is September 1st to mark the beginning of Hogwarts’ term.

napoleonbonerhard:

WHY ARE THESE TOTALLY AWESOME BOX SETS ON MY DASH?

Because, they’re free. Duh.

So yeah, GIVEAWAY! WOOHOO! I’m having a kickass, awesome, fantastic week (and I’m also terrible with keeping money) which is great for you because you can get this super sweet awesome stuff just by sitting in your bedroom. That’s right, all those hours of mindlessly scrolling have finally paid off.

So what the hell do we have here?

There are three separate prizes here

AVENGERS BLU-RAY BOX SET HOLY CHEESE NIPS

Yep, this baby represents my tumblr in the fullest way possible, so of course it would be the first prize available.

This shit costs $186 sweet captain kirk’s nipples that’s awesome

YEAH WELL WAIT FOR THIS

Harry Potter Ultimate Wizard’s Box Set

My love for Harry Potter will never die. Ever. AND IT HAD BETTER NOT FOR YOU, EITHER. If it seems like it’s dying down, little by little - well, I’m sure this box set will make it shit it’s pants with joy.

This baby costs $349 oooh child fan me, I’m gettin’ overwhelmed!

WHO ARE YOU? THE DOCTOR. DOCTOR WHO?

EXACTLY.

The complete Doctor Who series 1-4 box set, oh my lawd.

This includes many extremely beautiful people such as NINE, ROES MINUS DRUGS, TEN JESUS FUCK PERFECTION IS TEN, MARTHA JONES, DONNA FUCKING NOBLE, AND ALSO WILF.

This heartwrenching saga is $139 but it’s okay because I brought a banana to the party

WHAT DO ALL OF THESE HAVE IN COMMON? Why, rules of course:

• Reblob as many times as you want idgaf
• Likes don’t count DUH HAVE YOU DONE A GIVEAWAY BEFORE
• You don’t have to be following me because you will probs unfollow afterwards, but it would be cool if you at least stopped by
• No giveaway blogs, I mean jesus too much free stuff for paris hilton over here

I will be using a random number generator to figure out the three winners. MAKE SURE YOUR ASK BOX IS OPEN SO THAT I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU’VE WON. If you win, it will be a surprise which one you get ohohoho

DISCLAIMER: The Avengers and HP box sets will of course be pre-ordered, so it may be quite a while until you receive your winnings. On the other hand, whomever gets the Doctor Who set can liveblog it to make you both super jelly and impatient.

Oh, also:

*~DeAdLiNe*~ The deadline is September 1st to mark the beginning of Hogwarts’ term.